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WTF?WTF? is Warren T. Fahrenheit’s opportunity to right a world that, while giving him plenty, has gone slightly out of register. As you might surmise from his rants, Fahrenheit is most concerned for the welfare and future of his children and grandchildren. Just short of Geezerland, he addresses family, education, inequities and whatever else comes to mind in a provocative, challenging and hopefully moving manner. |
Good Night, Irene
It's really interesting how your priorities refocus when you are forced to evacuate your home.
My wife and I live in a small beachfront community that was singled out by Hurricane Irene for complete devastation. Obviously, our initial prayers were for family and friends. When we were assured all were as safe as possible, our thoughts went to the material things we have accumulated over the years.
What should we save?
My wife and I are certainly not hoarders. Although we have collected some wonderful keepsakes, artwork, jewelry,...
Savor the Moment
You have to excuse me. I haven't slept in weeks. My daughter has been keeping me up all night with her crying. Finally, she fell asleep on my chest around 4 in the morning. She's in so much pain and I feel so helpless that I sometimes find myself crying right alongside her.
I can't wait for her colic to be over. Colic sucks, and it's supposed to last three more months!
That was yesterday.
Today I woke up, put on a tuxedo and came to The Central Park Boathouse to see my daughter looking more beautiful than I have ever...
Seedless Watermelon and Texting
I'm not really a farmer, so maybe this is an obvious senior moment on my part, but don't watermelon (and other fruits and vegetables) originate from seeds?
For as long as I can remember, my family would go to the gardening store, buy a packet of seeds and plant and water the seeds in the tilled garden in our backyard. This family ritual has been going on for generations. First my grandpa, my dad and I did the gardening. Then my dad, my kids and I planted. Now it's done by my children, my grandchildren and me.
We'd nurture our little seeds...
Cheating as the New Reality
Dear Parent,
I can't live with myself any longer. I am truly upset since one of our most courageous sports heroes, Lance Armstrong, was exposed for cheating.
Sure, I feel terrible for Lance, his fans and everything good the bicycle riding legend stands for. But worse, I feel ashamed of myself and therefore I must confess.
Almost 50 years ago, I purchased one of those fancy pens with see-through casing. You know…the kind you could twist to reveal crib notes inside. I had a problem remembering the Periodic Table of the...
Is UPK Really SchmUPK?
Does anyone understand the purpose or reason for Universal Prekindergarten (UPK)?
Where do these new funds come from when school districts are threatening to lay off teachers because of lack of funds?
Where do new these funds come from when teachers are asked to pay for toilet paper and school supplies for their students?
Who is in charge of establishing priorities?
Why not focus on making the current education system better before we start expanding schools to include more grades?
Why not keep smaller...


